Dear Boss,
There are so many things in my head that I want to say to you but can’t find the words to express them verbally. I’m putting it on paper so you could take your time to read it, digest it and not look at me like I’m just making excuses while I say these things to you. You probably don’t even care but I want to say it anyway.
I want to start with this because it’s the most important one to me. Thank you for hiring me despite knowing about my neurodiversity. It’s not a secret, but it’s not something I disclose to people readily especially at work. You stuck your neck out and hired me through the gross underachievement and resume gaps plastered all over my CV, you managed to see something in me.
It may be just a routine thing for you but it meant the world to me. It’s always been a dream for me to be here and the fact that you were willing to look past that murky layer of flaws made me respect and admire you.
My neurodivergence has always slowed me down, but I have never allowed it to stop me. I have always gotten glowing recommendations from my colleagues and previous bosses because when I feel safe and appreciated, I never hesitate even for a second to give everything 110%. I only ever commit to doing things that I love and trying to be a useful person in doing so. I guess I chose the right job in that regards.
This is where things become complicated because when you hear good things about me and see my enthusiasm, it’s only natural that you would want me to go further. Be better. Achieve more.
You will forget for a second that I was born with a disorder, nay three disorders (ADHD, ASD, dyslexia), that makes learning (and life in general) difficult. You will eventually start feeling that I’m always making excuses and trying to avoid doing things. You might even start thinking I’m pretending being helpless or stupid for attention. You will start becoming disappointed in me.
Yes, I know that despite having these learning disabilities I can function at par with most of my peers. I will look and act no different than the average worker. I have learned throughout the years that turning the volume up on my anxiety allows me to blend in with the crowd. It destroyed my self-confidence and self-worth completely but escaping being called lazy and disinterested made everything worth it.
In fact, I will always be better than your laziest employee. I will never be the worst person you work with for sure, but I will also never be the best and I need you to accept that. I know this sounds so negative but all these years of striving for the impossible just ended in multiple burnouts that set me back years.
While my colleagues continued moving forward I had to hit the reset button several times and relearn how to walk, run then sprinting to catch up with them only to fall into another burnout and starting all over again.
Even if you see that I have the potential to rule the world, I beg you to abandon that notion. I don’t want to rule the world, or be the best at what I do. I just want to do what I love and be useful to people around me. To not be a burden to anyone.
Yes, I’m condemning myself to a life of mediocrity but such is the nature of my neurodivergence. It’s not only a struggle at work. I struggle with every other aspect of life. While other people take leaves to rest and recuperate, days off only throw me into more chaos.
The strict routine that I set up to scaffold my disability just crumbles to dust when I’m not working. I’m not a workaholic. Work is exhausting physically and mentally. I truly wish I could just rest but days off disrupts the rigid structure I need to survive. Continuing the routine is the lesser evil I have to contend with and I have learnt to accept that.
I struggle with understanding non-verbal and social cues. I grew up compiling data on what facial expression, language and gestures represent what emotion. When people make certain expressions or show body language that doesn’t fit what I had stored in my database, I get confused and easily flustered. Especially if I sense anger or dissatisfaction when I didn’t intend to invoke it.
Talk to me. Be direct. Tell me what you are feeling. Don’t give me looks or silent treatments because it weighs on my conscience. I would rather you call me “stupid” or tell me “no” to my face then leave me wondering. People have called me worse things, I handle insults and rejection better than I handle uncertainties.
I know I need to show initiatives to learn but I find it hard being in places I’m not invited to or assigned to be in. When I have to approach you to learn something I always feel that I’m burdening you with my presence and slowing you down. The guilt is often crushing that I always end up avoiding it in the end. Please don’t mistake that for lacking interest to learn. When you personally tell me to be there at a specific time or place, I feel reassured to some extent that you have enough time and mental capacity to deal with me so I don’t feel so bad.
My brain processes things differently. Not only for cognition but for my senses. I have visual and auditory processing issues which makes me appear careless and disinterested at times. There are certain days where I look but can’t see, hear but can’t listen. Sometimes I will even appear disrespectful but please know that none of that is intentional. I can try to compensate for these to a certain extent but at the end of the day, it will still be impairing. This would not be a disorder if I can hack it completely.
I’m not saying all these to escape work or responsibility. I want to be able to do things everyone else does but at this level, there is little tolerance for incompetence and those who are slow will get swept away by the tide.
I’m telling you this because I need you to be my anchor. So that every time I am swept away, I don’t stray too far from the shore and can try to get back on track and with any luck, move forward. I will be very frustrating to deal with most of the time but you have to trust that I am working just as hard, if not harder, to keep up.
I am confident that with time I will prove to be a valuable person to have around but I just need you to be patient with me and stick around long enough to see it manifest.
Sincerely, Your Minion